i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
Take me to your best friend’s house
I loved you then and I love you now
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days